Everyone seems Gung-Ho this time of year about listing their New Years resolutions.
Well, I am a realist. I know darn well that if I make a resolution, I am going to break it. So I am going to share with you some of my past resolutions...all in which I have broken. Just keeping it real people, just keeping it real.
DIET...um yeah, that's a joke!
STOP EATING CHOCOLATE...who was I kidding with that one?
HAVE MORE PATIENCE...that one lasted about 2 seconds.
MAKE A WEEKLY DINNER MENU...well maybe, just maybe, I like going to the grocery store four times a week...so THERE!
SAVE MORE MONEY...Wal-Mart would be VERY upset with me if I had stuck with that one.
HAVE MORE SELF CONFIDENCE...I wasted my pretty years thinking I was fat and ugly. If I only knew...if I only knew. I still avoid the bathroom mirror on the way into the shower.
STOP BEING A PESSIMIST...but my glass is half empty. If you fill it up, I will be happy.
TRY TO REMEMBER PEOPLES NAMES...oh, I am sorry, what did you say your name was???
Well, I am sure there are a thousand more resolutions I forgot. Oh, that's another one...HAVE A BETTER MEMORY!
2 comments:
Haha you crack me up!
So funny!
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