Everyone seems Gung-Ho this time of year about listing their New Years resolutions.
Well, I am a realist. I know darn well that if I make a resolution, I am going to break it. So I am going to share with you some of my past resolutions...all in which I have broken. Just keeping it real people, just keeping it real.
DIET...um yeah, thats a joke!
STOP EATING CHOCOLATE...who was I kidding with that one?
HAVE MORE PATIENCE...that one lasted about 2 seconds.
MAKE A WEEKLY DINNER MENU...well maybe, just maybe, I like going to the grocery store four times a week...so THERE!
SAVE MORE MONEY...Wal-Mart would be VERY upset with me if I had stuck with that one.
HAVE MORE SELF CONFIDENCE...I wasted my pretty years thinking I was fat and ugly. If I only knew...if I only knew. I still avoid the bathroom mirror on the way into the shower.
STOP BEING A PESSIMIST...but my glass is half empty. If you fill it up, I will be happy.
TRY TO REMEMBER PEOPLES NAMES...oh, I am sorry, what did you say your name was???
Well, I am sure there are a thousand more resolutions I forgot. Oh, that's another one...HAVE A BETTER MEMORY!
7 comments:
I love your resolutions! Even if you did break each and every one of them! If I had known about the chocolate one, I wouldn't have encouraged you to buy 50 lbs. of delicious chocolate for Christmas!
You're still pretty! Don't fool yourself into thinking you're not!
You really make me laugh. So I would love to do everyone one of those things as well. But hey, we just need to keep trying. I have the worst trouble with peoples names. I swear they have to tell me their name like a thousand times before I can remember it! :)
You make me feel a whole lot better about my so-called resolutions which aren't really resolutions at all since I didn't ever speak them out loud nor did I write them down anywhere in permanent ink. Maybe I'm off the hook then?
And you, missy! You are so darling no matter what you tell yourself. Repeat after me: Deon says I am a doll!
i love it and totally agree!! thats funny. but you are still pretty and skinny so stop!
You silly little self-basher.
Hey - just make a resolution to be a faithful blog reader - I know you'll succeed in that one!
One of the many reasons I love to look at your blog is your commentating. You are one funny girl whose comments always crack me up.
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